The ManGeek shares these thoughts, not sure if he came up with all of them himself, I think I’ve read some of them before somewhere else. No matter though, they’re all still funny, no matter where they came from.
- #10 -? Life is sexually transmitted.
- #9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- #8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- #7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won?t bother you for weeks.
- #6 – Some people are like a Slinky ? not really good for anything, but you still can?t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
- #5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- #4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
- #3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
- #2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
- #1 – We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven?t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?
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