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Bulls-Eye On Target with Their Marketing

bnpositive — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:15:18 +0000

I’m not sure if you’ve heard them on the radio lately, but Kraft Foods Bull’s-Eye brand BBQ sauce has had some entertaining radio advertisements that are right on target for their audience.

The variety of ads work around the idea of “real men” making a choice for a bold flavored BBQ sauce instead of something “sweet”.

You can visit their website here and click on the main navigation labeled “Bold Advertising” to listen to all of the radio spots.

The Bridge

bnpositive — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:13:00 +0000

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, “because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

God replied, “Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, “God, I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”

God replied: “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

Brian Regan “Pop Tarts” Routine

bnpositive — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:10:30 +0000

Here’s a little comedy to start your morning off right. I’ve been on a bit of a Brian Regan binge lately. This guy just cracks me up every single time.

b5media CEO in Nivea for Men body wash Commercial

bnpositive — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:04:46 +0000

I could probably get fired from my job with b5media for this, but everytime I see this commercial I think of my boss and CEO of b5media, Jeremy Wright. It’s the guy in front of the Honda CRX. He appears at :11 into the video.

Anyone else that knows Jeremy Wright see the resemblance?

Unlimited Doesn’t Mean What It Used To

bnpositive — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 02:14:16 +0000

This past weekend we decided to grab some pizza from Papa John’s, which is one of the favorite locations of both kids.

I’m the guy that loves just about everything on his pizza while the rest of the family enjoys plain ol’ cheese or pepperoni. I’m always on the lookout for a great pizza deal where I can get a supreme or multi-topping pizza and score a free cheese or one-topping pizza.

Looking at the online coupons I found the great deal above:

"Unlimited Toppings on Any Large Pizza (up to 7 toppings) $11.99"

I’m sorry. What?!

Seems like Papa John’s is a little loopy when it comes to the English language or basic math. Is it "UNLIMITED" or is it only 7 toppings? I knew 7 is a lucky number, but I always thought it was a little less in number than UNLIMITED!

I will say that Papa John’s has a good website for ordering online and remembering what you’ve ordered before so you can make your next order quick and painless. That is except for understanding what they mean by UNLIMITED toppings.

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