- Whenever Jason Bean plays Chutes and Ladders, he treats the chutes as ladders, because he’s not some sissy who can’t climb up a plastic slide.
- Jason Bean died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Jason Bean.
- Jason Bean’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jason Bean.
- Jason Bean was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
- World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Jason Bean ate Kobayashi.
- Jason Bean once stated that he “doesn’t wail on sissy boys.” This led to the pink polo shirts with popped collars craze. Little do those pitiful fools know that Jason Bean was just making it easier to find sissy boys to wail on.
- Jason Bean is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Jason Bean and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
- Weeping Willows are a result of Jason Bean yelling at trees for not being tough enough.
- If at first you don’t succeed, you must not be Jason Bean.
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jason Bean and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Jason Bean doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
- Crop circles are Jason Bean’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.
- Jason Bean is the only one who can “try this at home.”
- Jason Bean has beat the crap out of so many people over his brilliant life that most medical journals now classify him as a laxative.
- Superman owns a pair of Jason Bean pajamas.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Jason Bean allows to live.
Thanks to my friend Ben for sharing this as well.
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