Archive for August, 2006

Still Stuck on Stupid

Lt. Gen. Russel HonoreAwhile back I wrote a post entitled Don’t Get Stuck on Stupid about Lt. General Russel Honore who’s been put in charge of the rebuilding efforts taking place in New Orleans. Officially, he’s Commander of Joint Task Force Katrina.
Fox News has a follow-up interview (”Katrina Hero”) with the same “John Wayne” of Katrina, Lt. Gen. Russel Honore. He’s still impressive with his grasp on the situation in New Orleans and what needs to happen for things to continue to improve. He also discusses why it’s taking so long for things to occur, and how the media who he says got it wrong during Katrina, could also be getting it wrong again.

As the video for Fox is titled “Katrina Hero”, this guy is one of my new most favorite people. Just look at that guy! This guy embodies the impression of “I’m in charge!”. I say get out of his way, help him when he asks for it and let’s keep moving forward.

Vote for Miranda Dixon

Miranda DixonHey everyone. Remember my post about my cousin that was going to be a starting pitcher for the University of Arkansas Lady Razorbacks softball team? Well, they’ve got a poll up on their website and I’d love for you to vote for her. Go here and read the short article and then vote on the poll in the bottom-right-hand corner.

Vote for Miranda Dixon!

Oh, and just in case you wanted to know who you were voting for, check this out:

Dixon invited to Olympic tryouts

The Power of Math

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND, look how far the love of God will take you

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Ace Ventura 3

Ace Ventura 3Yeah baby! This was a great movie, I actually saw it in the theater about 20x I believe. Somewhere around that. Hey! I was in college and we had a $1.50 theater close.

It’s too bad though, because Jim Carrey isn’t going to star in this one. Supposedly it’s going to be about his son who follows in his father’s footsteps. I wonder who’s going to be cast in that. Which reminds me, I really need to find a good movie scoop RSS feed to subscribe to, and when I say “need” I mean there’s a bazillion other things that I should do and/or pay attention to before looking for that.

Doesn’t matter though. Hopefully it will turn out closer to the Dumb & Dumberer sequel than it will the “Son of Mask” SQL with Jamie Kennedy.

A Deck of Cards

It was quiet that day, the guns and the mortars, and land mines for some reason hadn’t been heard. The young soldier knew it was Sunday. As he was sitting there, he got out an old deck of cards and laid them out across his bunk. Just then an army sergeant came in and said, “Why aren’t you with the rest of the platoon?”

The soldier replied, “I thought I would stay behind and spend some time with the Lord.”

The sergeant said, “Looks to me like you’re going to play cards.”

The soldier sad , “No, sir. You see, since we are not allowed to have Bibles or other spiritual books in this country, I’ve decided to talk to the Lord by studying this deck of cards.”

The sergeant asked in disbelief, “How will you do that?”

“You see the Ace, Sergeant? It reminds me that there is only one God.

The Two represents the two parts of the Bible, Old and New Testaments.

The Three represents the Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.

The Four stands for the Four Gospels: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

The Five is for the five virgins there were ten, but only five of them were glorified.

The Six is for the six days it took God to create the Heavens and Earth.

The Seven is for the day God rested after making His Creation.

The Eight is for the family of Noah and his wife, their three sons and their wives - the eight people God spared from the flood that destroyed the Earth.

The Nine is for the lepers that Jesus cleansed of leprosy. He cleansed ten, but nine never thanked Him.

The Ten represents the Ten Commandments that God handed down to Moses on tablets made of stone.

The Jack is a reminder of Satan, one of God’s first angels, but he got kicked out of heaven for his sly and wicked ways and is now the joker of eternal hell.

The Queen stands for the Virgin Mary.

The King stands for Jesus, for he is the King of all kings.

When I count the dots on all the cards, I come up with 365 total, one for every day of the year.

There are a total of 52 cards in a deck; each is a week - 52 weeks in a year.

The four suits represent the four seasons: Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. Each suit has thirteen cards - there are exactly thirteen weeks in a quarter.

So when I want to talk to God and thank Him, I just pull out this old deck of cards and they remind me of all that I have to be thankful for.”

The sergeant just stood there. After a minute, with tears in his eyes and pain in his heart, he said, “Soldier, can I borrow that deck of cards?”